Noah!

Noah! I Say NOAH!

And God said: NOAH!

You gotta WHOA!

Stop what you’re doin’

And pay strict attention

I say, Noah, you’re the only one I trust

But don’t sit still or you’re gonna rust

Let me set this firmly in your brain,

Soon I’m gonna send a mighty rain

‘Cause all the folks down there

Are screwin’ up just everywhere

So, I aim to leave’em behind

In a great big bind

And it’s up to you to save the rest

I’m counting on you to do your best

Here’s my plans, now go build me an ark

Fill it with animals starting with aardvark

It’ll be a floating menagery bereft of style

But you won’t even care after a while

You see, it sure beats treadin’ water in tights

After my punishing rain of forty days and nights

Simon Stargazer III.