My Cat

MY Cat!

I had a chat

With my cat

The other day

It went this way:

Are you comfy down there

With your rear up in the air?

Don’t slither from place to place

Ending up with covering my face

And now that I’m quietly reading the paper

Why do you start your bat the paper caper?

And now that I am approaching the hour of sleep

Why do you surreptitiously under my blanket creep?

And when your tiny little claws dig into my rib

I wish that I’d worn a large patent leather bib

You curl up in the bend of my knee

So I can’t get out of bed and go pee.

Like some denizen from the deep

You attack my unassuming feet!

Well, I don’t fall on my face

And you still win the race

Now it’s back to bed

And I hide my head

Yes, I love you cat

Warming my back

Big fat

Cat

PS.

All that soft fur

Covers a lotta purr! Inspired by Purkinje, our Siamese.(and he’s long, not fat!)